Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I wish I could punch you in the face.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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