guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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