Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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