She's JV to your varsity
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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