just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Sext me about skeletons
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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