Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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