in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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