I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
