I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I have peed in a lot of sinks
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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