My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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