i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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