no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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