You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize