As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
