Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
How's work?
Spinning.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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