She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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