this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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