Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
So squirting runs in the family.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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