Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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