I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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