so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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