Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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