thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.