im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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