All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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