I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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