we made out on top of his cat.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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