If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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