Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
