i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
If I die, sorry about rent.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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