Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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