You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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