im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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