I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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