what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize