I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
