: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
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Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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