Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
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can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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