The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
