I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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