Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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