every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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