so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
i think my cat just said my name.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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