I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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