It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
This toilet bowl is my home.
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