Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
