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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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