So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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