she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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