hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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