i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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