Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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